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http://www.nedhickson.net/blog Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:28:37 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Angry? Don’t beat yourself up over it By Ned Hickson/Siuslaw News Hello and welcome to another edition of our special in-depth medical feature Health Yak, which has been recognized by the U.S. Surgeon General as “extremely topical,” meaning that you should not attempt to ingest any portion of this column without first consulting your doctor. Today we will be ... http://www.nedhickson.net/blog/?p=211 Your investments are more secure thanks to me, and a select group of financial dunderheads By Ned Hickson/Siuslaw News Given the state of today’s economy, it’s hard to know who to trust when it comes to investing your money. You could trust ME of course, but that would mean giving your money to someone whose greatest return on an investment came when I accidentally got a ... http://www.nedhickson.net/blog/?p=210 At a newspaper, every roll is crucial By Ned Hickson/Siuslaw News There are few things that can bring a newspaper to a halt when it is facing a deadline. In fact, aside from a natural catastrophe or a critically important breaking news story (Example: Anything related to “Dancing with the Stars”), nothing stands in the way of our ... http://www.nedhickson.net/blog/?p=209 The Easter Bunny is still getting help from fathers in boxer shorts By Ned Hickson/Siuslaw News Soon, in the wee hours of the morning, something magical will happen in back yards all across America as, one by one, each of them is visited by… You guessed it! A half-naked father hiding Easter eggs. That’s right, the same fathers who were stomping on the roof with ... http://www.nedhickson.net/blog/?p=208 Planning your wedding? Register for duct tape By Ned Hickson/Siuslaw News Once you are officially engaged, the first person to know, outside of immediate family and friends, is the postal delivery person. That’s because, on a daily basis, this person must find a way to stuff 800 pounds of free wedding catalogues into your mailbox. This is accomplished ... http://www.nedhickson.net/blog/?p=207 Insurance premium up? Thank my clumsy dog By Ned Hickson/Siuslaw News Each year, we gather as a family to have our pets blessed on St. Francis Day. We do this because we want to give our pets every advantage, particularly if there’s a chance — through divine intervention — that our Chocolate Labrador’s IQ could be raised above ... http://www.nedhickson.net/blog/?p=206 If your name is Larry, call me; we’ve got a bad connection By Ned Hickson/Siuslaw News There are three things I know about “Larry.” He is a contractor; he lives somewhere in Multnomah County; and he has the same cell phone number that I do. The calls started about a month ago, presumably about the time “Larry” got his contractor’s license and began making bids. ... http://www.nedhickson.net/blog/?p=205 Green-glowing mice can help cats with night blindness By Ned Hickson/Siuslaw News I can’t tell you how many nights I’ve spent lying awake, staring up at the ceiling and thinking to myself: Gee, if only they could make a super strong mouse. Because only THEN would there be a chance of one actually chewing its way through the ceiling and ... http://www.nedhickson.net/blog/?p=204 Frozen lima beans: The gift that keeps on gagging By Ned Hickson/Siuslaw News It was 78 years ago that Clarence Birdseye, inspired by ancient food preservation methods used by Arctic Eskimos, made history by introducing the very first frozen food option: “Savory Caribou on a Stick.” Though his first selection was met with little enthusiasm, Birdseye persisted, and eventually created a ... http://www.nedhickson.net/blog/?p=203 Computer acting up? Back-hand it with an antistatic wrist strap By Ned Hickson/Siuslaw News Today, we will be covering basic troubleshooting techniques for your computer. By the end of this column, you will know how to identify a problem within your system, and then determine whether you can: a) Fix it yourself, or b) Save yourself the trouble by taking your computer somewhere ... http://www.nedhickson.net/blog/?p=202